Thank you cataract doctor

things I did today.. I cancelled that subscription to stamps.com that hubby has nagged me about for 6 months and that I always tell him i cancelled and never did.. Well I did that today.. I cleaned out the medicine cabinet It was loooong over due and I was too blind to read expiry dates so I threw away things that expired as far back as 2010... I wrangled a baby Tasmanian devil.. (some folks call her Clarissa, and i also had help) I learned that you can cook lettuce.. stir fry style and its good.. I also learned you can't bake it to dry it out because lettuce is just an asshole about it. I also did some insurance stuff I had been putting off... I'm a productive human being again.. Thank you cataract doctor...

I found this guy while on my cleaning adventure today..



I made him about 10 years ago.. Its my hubby.. Horny devil.. Note the nut sack chin and the horns cuz he's horny. Well anyway.. He is only half as horny now I don't know how his other horn broke but thank god it did... Maybe he will keep his cheating pecker in check from now on.


and this.. is why you should not try to make iceberg lettuce chips.. some parts are too dry some parts are still wet and some parts are stuck to my poor pizza pan.. 

so what did you do today?

melissa

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Thank you cataract doctor

things I did today.. I cancelled that subscription to stamps.com that hubby has nagged me about for 6 months and that I always tell him i cancelled and never did.. Well I did that today.. I cleaned out the medicine cabinet It was loooong over due and I was too blind to read expiry dates so I threw away things that expired as far back as 2010... I wrangled a baby Tasmanian devil.. (some folks call her Clarissa, and i also had help) I learned that you can cook lettuce.. stir fry style and its good.. I also learned you can't bake it to dry it out because lettuce is just an asshole about it. I also did some insurance stuff I had been putting off... I'm a productive human being again.. Thank you cataract doctor...

I found this guy while on my cleaning adventure today..



I made him about 10 years ago.. Its my hubby.. Horny devil.. Note the nut sack chin and the horns cuz he's horny. Well anyway.. He is only half as horny now I don't know how his other horn broke but thank god it did... Maybe he will keep his cheating pecker in check from now on.


and this.. is why you should not try to make iceberg lettuce chips.. some parts are too dry some parts are still wet and some parts are stuck to my poor pizza pan.. 

so what did you do today?

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