Clarissa-isms is it a poop or a fart (clarissa explains it all)



I call them "Clarissa-isms" because no one else in the history of my life could do and say these things and still be considered the best thing that ever happened to me. 

But let me tell you what she did yesterday!!!

It is a fact... Kids say the darnedest things!!!

I just died a little, poop story, god save the queen,is this thing on?


I'm gonna tell a story that I probably should not tell for fear of embarrassing myself. But if Grandma Eunice taught me anything it was to swallow that pride girl and tell that story if it will put a smile on someone's face or a laugh in their heart. So... Here I go, blushing as I tell you about this adventure with Clarissa.
Clarissa, Roman, Hannah, and I, went adventuring today, and one of our adventures was a trip to Longhorn Steakhouse, It was 4pm so it wasn't overly crowded but crowded enough to make the story I am about to tell... not one of my finest moments..
So, we are sitting in the Longhorn steakhouse, Clarissa and Hannah trying to toss teddy Grahams into each others mouths and Roman and I enjoying their antics. We were munching on some buttered bread they brought us and just enjoying life. When my stomach suddenly started to hurt, and I said "dang my stomach hurts".. To which clarissa responds.. "weewoo if your stomach hurts you need to go to the potty." Mind you the restaurant was semi crowded so I quietly whisper to Clarissa, "Im gonna wait a minute cuz Im not sure yet it's a poop or a fart." To which she replies in her OUTDOOR voice... "If you have to poop or fart you need to go to the bathroom WeeWoo"
So there I am embarrassed and I get up and make my way to the bathroom partially because I'm leaning toward the notion that its a poop, and partially because I'm trying to hide from the embarrassing thing she just said to everyone in Longhorn Steakhouse. Well.. I get to the bathroom, and lookie who has followed me.. The stall is kinda big, and there is no one else following me to the bathroom the get her so what can one do but take her into the stall with me. Where I tend to my business, courtesy flushing and all, and praying no one associates the smells ruminating with me and my stall. But as would be my luck.. Clarissa, God Love that innocent angel, makes sure everyone in that very active bathroom knows every detail of what's going on in there..
Clarissa - "WeeWoo are you blowing it up"
Me- puts fingers to lips and make a shushing noise
Clarissa- are you blowing it up?
Me - Yes baby please shhhhh
Her- I gotta cover my nose
Me- still shushing and courtesy flushing
Her- WeeWoo I wanna go out of here
Me- Don't you dare open that door (serious praying is happening at this point)
Her- WeeWoo, I cant go to the bathroom with you anymore
Me- still shushing and courtesy flushing and trying to stay in the stall until i think no one is in the bathroom with us.. "ok baby Im sorry please shhhhh"
Probably one of the most embarrassing moments of my life, I am extremely bowel shy and this was pure torture for me..
But still kinda funny cuz God love that sweet innocent baby who didn't have a clue...


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Clarissa-isms is it a poop or a fart (clarissa explains it all)



I call them "Clarissa-isms" because no one else in the history of my life could do and say these things and still be considered the best thing that ever happened to me. 

But let me tell you what she did yesterday!!!

It is a fact... Kids say the darnedest things!!!

I just died a little, poop story, god save the queen,is this thing on?


I'm gonna tell a story that I probably should not tell for fear of embarrassing myself. But if Grandma Eunice taught me anything it was to swallow that pride girl and tell that story if it will put a smile on someone's face or a laugh in their heart. So... Here I go, blushing as I tell you about this adventure with Clarissa.
Clarissa, Roman, Hannah, and I, went adventuring today, and one of our adventures was a trip to Longhorn Steakhouse, It was 4pm so it wasn't overly crowded but crowded enough to make the story I am about to tell... not one of my finest moments..
So, we are sitting in the Longhorn steakhouse, Clarissa and Hannah trying to toss teddy Grahams into each others mouths and Roman and I enjoying their antics. We were munching on some buttered bread they brought us and just enjoying life. When my stomach suddenly started to hurt, and I said "dang my stomach hurts".. To which clarissa responds.. "weewoo if your stomach hurts you need to go to the potty." Mind you the restaurant was semi crowded so I quietly whisper to Clarissa, "Im gonna wait a minute cuz Im not sure yet it's a poop or a fart." To which she replies in her OUTDOOR voice... "If you have to poop or fart you need to go to the bathroom WeeWoo"
So there I am embarrassed and I get up and make my way to the bathroom partially because I'm leaning toward the notion that its a poop, and partially because I'm trying to hide from the embarrassing thing she just said to everyone in Longhorn Steakhouse. Well.. I get to the bathroom, and lookie who has followed me.. The stall is kinda big, and there is no one else following me to the bathroom the get her so what can one do but take her into the stall with me. Where I tend to my business, courtesy flushing and all, and praying no one associates the smells ruminating with me and my stall. But as would be my luck.. Clarissa, God Love that innocent angel, makes sure everyone in that very active bathroom knows every detail of what's going on in there..
Clarissa - "WeeWoo are you blowing it up"
Me- puts fingers to lips and make a shushing noise
Clarissa- are you blowing it up?
Me - Yes baby please shhhhh
Her- I gotta cover my nose
Me- still shushing and courtesy flushing
Her- WeeWoo I wanna go out of here
Me- Don't you dare open that door (serious praying is happening at this point)
Her- WeeWoo, I cant go to the bathroom with you anymore
Me- still shushing and courtesy flushing and trying to stay in the stall until i think no one is in the bathroom with us.. "ok baby Im sorry please shhhhh"
Probably one of the most embarrassing moments of my life, I am extremely bowel shy and this was pure torture for me..
But still kinda funny cuz God love that sweet innocent baby who didn't have a clue...


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