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Titanic 2 my viewing experience..

  So Im sitting here clicking through my netflix options and decide "titanic 2" sounded promising.  I mean sure, the name kinda tells you what its about but I loved "Titanic" so how bad can it be?? Well let me tell you..



First of all... Why would you get on a ship called Titanic 2? Hello? Allow me to rap gently on your head and see if I can wake the little voices that tell you "BAD IDEA!!"

So movie goes on.. and on.. Then we get to the part where the hero gets to look up the ladies skirt.. Not once but twice.. I have to wonder did he pay the director? Did the chic giving the peep show get paid well.? Did she even realize that is what those two scenes were all about??

Then the movie goes on and on some more... next interesting part is when the hero who is not even cute let alone Leonardo dies.. They hug, they cry, she begs him not to die, ship sinks, we watch air bubble in his nose for 5 minutes I swear.. Im all about peace and love and I hate when things die in movies.. But I was honestly thinking.. "Die already"

So..Final make out scene, (you'd think), he finally dies, she gets saved, she drags him on the the helicopter and performs cpr on him.. ALOT of CPR on him.. We watch 5 more minutes of her making these noises and bobbling up and down on his chest.. Of course all that carrying on was the CPR, but it didnt show the dead body, and the scene was kinda dark so you couldnt see tears.. Soo.. could have been very Porn looking..

So my take on this movie is.. Waste of time.. Im thinking the director either was a former porn director, or aspired to become one.. Orrrr maybe Im just a little warped..

melissa

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Titanic 2 my viewing experience..

  So Im sitting here clicking through my netflix options and decide "titanic 2" sounded promising.  I mean sure, the name kinda tells you what its about but I loved "Titanic" so how bad can it be?? Well let me tell you..



First of all... Why would you get on a ship called Titanic 2? Hello? Allow me to rap gently on your head and see if I can wake the little voices that tell you "BAD IDEA!!"

So movie goes on.. and on.. Then we get to the part where the hero gets to look up the ladies skirt.. Not once but twice.. I have to wonder did he pay the director? Did the chic giving the peep show get paid well.? Did she even realize that is what those two scenes were all about??

Then the movie goes on and on some more... next interesting part is when the hero who is not even cute let alone Leonardo dies.. They hug, they cry, she begs him not to die, ship sinks, we watch air bubble in his nose for 5 minutes I swear.. Im all about peace and love and I hate when things die in movies.. But I was honestly thinking.. "Die already"

So..Final make out scene, (you'd think), he finally dies, she gets saved, she drags him on the the helicopter and performs cpr on him.. ALOT of CPR on him.. We watch 5 more minutes of her making these noises and bobbling up and down on his chest.. Of course all that carrying on was the CPR, but it didnt show the dead body, and the scene was kinda dark so you couldnt see tears.. Soo.. could have been very Porn looking..

So my take on this movie is.. Waste of time.. Im thinking the director either was a former porn director, or aspired to become one.. Orrrr maybe Im just a little warped..
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